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dp, on his life

bt — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:26:04 +0000

dp: my life is like a Madonna concert *after changing his shirt 4 times*

sext this!

bt — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:23:44 +0000

bt: phil you want me to type while you drive?
Phil: no, its sexting, you can’t do it as well.

BBM TMI

amanda — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 21:21:54 +0000

girl: What up?
guy: What’s the deal? Whenever you BBM me I’m always just about to jerk off.
girl: Gross. I guess I have a sixth sense?
guy: Or a sexth sense?

dp, a true professional

amanda — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 21:18:37 +0000

dp: What’s that go link again? The one for all the AT&T VPLs?
amanda: go/attvpl?
dp: That’s the one.

jenny b on the summer fashions of 20-somethings

amanda — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 16:32:34 +0000

Summer. Tis the season to wear a scarf and a tank top.

Detroit in a nutshell

bt — Fri, 07 May 2010 02:23:39 +0000

There’s something awesome about Detroit, and that’s getting the fuck out of it.

The Old Sales Approach on Haircuts

bt — Mon, 03 May 2010 14:07:07 +0000

The hair grows on company time, so it should get cut on company time.

hell freezes over

amanda — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 14:53:08 +0000

Hey Rubenstein, I was just passing by BT’s desk and notice this odd note. It states you admitted to being wrong. I know it felt a little cold outside but this confirms it, hell has frozen o-va!

the way to die

bt — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 18:10:09 +0000

Mike: there is a dead fly in my beer… Well, at least he died happy.

life without a BlackBerry

bt — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 20:59:24 +0000

Life without a functioning BB is like hitting a bong with only tobacco