LQ: What’s the card game BT makes us play?
amanda: It’s actually me, not him. And it’s called Up the River, Down the River.
LQ: Right!
amanda: Though I like that you blame him for it. Usually something that forces you to get wasted is BT’s fault.
Taxi driver: I was at the flying dog and out came some *makes claw action*… panthers
Linda: You mean cougars?
Taxi driver: they all have claws they rip your clothes off with
Linda: You should just pee in a beer can.
BT: I would need a can opener. And I still might get cut!
Linda: Was it J@m|e Pepper?
BT: Does he make you sneeze when you smell him?
Doing something a little different here at the quote blog…
We were out last night for Jenny B’s birthday. After the bar we were walking to our car and somehow came across this guy that felt he need to spit some lyrics at us. He honestly rapped to us for about an hour and every time we would try to leave politely he would “yo yo” us and start rapping again. Luckily I was sober enough to take some voice notes on my BlackBerry. My favourite parts are when you can here me and Dave P trying to talk over him and he gets louder. Have a listen, they are worth it. Please note: he made Dave pretend to hold a mic for him! haha