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There’s something awesome about Detroit, and that’s getting the fuck out of it.

Jenny B: The sober realization I tried to pull a “Mike Tyson” on DP’s ear is slightly embarrassing.

amanda: A lot of people do the C backwards.
Kruschack: I know!
amanda: Why is that?
Kruschack: They’re stupid.

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Rachel: We don’t hate the Irish. We hate the French.
amanda: True. No one likes the French.
Rachel: We love the Irish! They’re like our drunk cousins!
Mark: Funny. I feel like your drunk cousin.

I’m pretty proud that I didn’t listen to you guys when you told me it was okay to take my pants off.

amanda: I am now chugging beer to help them finish their pitcher!
kathy: You’re a champ. I know you’re drinking rye so that’s huge. I hope they appreciate you.
kathy: ps: There’s no vomit on the floor over here, so it’s already a step up!

Rachel: What’s a Ride program? Some kind of training course?
BT: RIDE actually stands for something.
Rachel: Really incredibly drunk everyday?

Scott: Did you just motorboat your own drink?
 

n@s: That doesn’t sound like good news for your liver.
BT: Do you need your liver to stay alive?
amanda: Pretty sure.
BT: I guess that’s why they call it your live-er.

Great times last night. Always a good idea to pound some Buds in the hotel lobby.

Seriously. How does our company function?

Lisa: Is she really drunk?
amanda: Either that or really stupid. I can’t figure out which.

Hands: We’ll all meet at Ethel’s Lounge at around 6ish.
Lisa: 6pm? I’ll be juiced and passed out by 10!
Hands: Fingers crossed!

Hands: A suit and tie are usually recommended when visiting Ethel’s. This will also be a non-alcoholic affair as it has become obvious that everyone attending has a problem.

dp: amandarubin, you are really digging the ABBA. I can tell.
amanda: You bet!
dp: You know, I can’t really blame you.

amanda: And in the southern states they have that terrible chicken fried steak with the white gravy.
Hands: Sausage gravy!
amanda: That stuff is terrible.
Hands: You’ll find that anywhere south of the Mississippi. Which is everywhere. Cos the Mississippi runs vertically.

So. . . how’s grade 9 working out for you guys?

BT: I’m hunk and dry.
amanda: Do you mean drunk and high?
BT: You know that’s what I meant.

Dp: hey baby I punched you a painting in the wall.

amanda: We can go to the liquor store tonight too so we have booze for tomorrow.
rach: Ooh the liquor store! I love the way that your Beer stores etc are run by the government. Looking after everyones’ health!

JennyB: Yes, I got sick but that is not why I am leaving

It’s my wife’s 30th bday this week, which means she’s old and I’ll be at Ethel’s come 7:30pm tonight cruising for a mistress. Come help me as watching me do this might make my wife uncomfortable – so maybe some of you could keep her company. 

amanda: I got ridicutrashed last night. And I’m paying for it today. I slept til noon and I still feel like garbage. No idea how you go to work with a hangover. I’m too old for this shit.

bt: I’m not really sure how I do it either. I suppose I am some sort of super hero.

andrew: Why does this pink chicken taste like ham? Oh wait. It’s stuffed with ham isn’t it?

matty k: Let’s go over there and take over that table!
nats: What?
matty k: Wait, you’re not feeling aggressive? No? Not feeling it? I feel aggressive.

davep: Have you sobered up yet?
jenny b(all drunk up): Are you not a red head yet

davep: Wow! You are good at that! I am way worse than you at that!