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Willy:  I want to go and see Where the Wild Things Are…..  Joanna,  can I borrow your kids tonight?

Willy: Why are you talking about kids in the hall?
Dp: I think all conversations get there eventually.

Dp: I had a dream I went to a house party with kate hudson last night.
Willy: did you look like A-rod?

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bt: why did you call your sis?
Willy: I didn’t know what the base of the nacho dip is supposed to be.
bt: oh I could have told you that! Not really how to make it though, I just know how to eat it.

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Lisa: I not going to tell you again when my birthday is – we’re supposed to be best friends.
DP: I only know two people’s birthdays, and that’s my mom and Dad – they’re easy to remember because one is the day after the other.
(Pause)
DP: Shit – it’s my dad’s birthday today – I totally forgot. Thanks for the reminder Lise.
Lisa: Ridiculous.

Willy: On a scale of 1 to 10, how ridiculous was I last night?
DP: We call that the booze guilt.
amanda: I’d say pretty much everyone was at least a 7. You were maybe a 9?
Willy: Ohhhhh, I was such an idiot. I hate life right now. On a side note, do you know where either of our sunnies are?

Willy: if he said “I will keep you a breast” that means he will keep you a boobed in most languages.

Lisa: Is she really drunk?
amanda: Either that or really stupid. I can’t figure out which.

Hands: We’ll all meet at Ethel’s Lounge at around 6ish.
Lisa: 6pm? I’ll be juiced and passed out by 10!
Hands: Fingers crossed!

Willy is packing her stuff up to move buildings today and Randy steal’s her stapler from her packing bins

RandyW: Hey – you need a stapler?
Willy:  Get the F out of my box.

LW: How do you know if you are in love with someone?
DP: If they are super cool, fun to be around, and you don’t get tired of handing out with them.
LW: Well I think you’re super cool, fun to be around, and I don’t get tired of hanging out with you….
DP: (yelling at the top of his lungs) You’re in love with me! You love me! I knew it! LW: Fuk off.