amanda, on will currie and the country french
Posted in amanda, concerts, drugs, music on March 24th, 2010 by amanda – Be the first to commentIs this band really amazing? Or am I just really high?
drugs
so much drama in the L-B-C
Posted in amanda, drugs, music on May 25th, 2009 by amanda – Be the first to commentamanda: Oh man. I really wanna listen to Snoop Dog right now.
sandra: And that’s how you know.
amanda: Know what?
sandra: You know you’re high when you really wanna listen to Snoop Dog.
whose rye is on first?
Posted in amanda, booze, bt, drugs on December 15th, 2008 by amanda – Be the first to commentBT: Whose rye is this?
amanda: Mine. You can have some if you want.
*pause*
BT: Is this your rye?
amanda: Yes
BT: Can I have some?
amanda: Yes. Didn’t you hear what I just said?
*pause*
BT: What?
grammar bitch
Posted in amanda, booze, brent, drinking, drugs on April 1st, 2008 by amanda – Be the first to commentBT: I’m hunk and dry.
amanda: Do you mean drunk and high?
BT: You know that’s what I meant.
check, check, check one two
Posted in brent, drugs, kiz on January 11th, 2008 by amanda – Be the first to commentBT: It’s is a joint. Not a microphone.
kiz to bt
Posted in brent, confusion, drugs, kiz on December 7th, 2007 by amanda – Be the first to commentAre you Al Gore right now?
small, medium and large
Posted in brent, drugs on December 7th, 2007 by amanda – Be the first to commentBT: It’s Brent’s 3 step program. To awesomeness.
dustin is the guy who can get you things
Posted in drugs, dustin, spam on August 24th, 2007 by amanda – Be the first to commentspam: Would you hook me up?
dustin: You’d have to put in a request.
spam: What kind of request?
dustin: PRF 420!
the shed
Posted in burns, drugs, friends on August 2nd, 2007 by amanda – Be the first to commentPerry: You should really reshingle that shed. It wouldn’t take much. Probably less than $100.
Mike: Come on, then.
Perry: I could do it in an afternoon!
Mike: Put your fucking shingles where your mouth is.
medium
Posted in amanda, brent, drugs, general on April 20th, 2007 by amanda – Be the first to commentamanda: I have this problem where I can’t get just a little high. I’m always ridiculous.
BT: Of course you can’t get a little high. Then you’d just be medium.
bt, on handing amanda his keys
Posted in amanda, booze, brent, cars, drugs on April 20th, 2007 by amanda – Be the first to commentYou are. Unallowed. From not remembering to give these back to me when you leave.
 Wow. That was hard.
wow!
Posted in amanda, booze, brent, confusion, drugs, music on April 20th, 2007 by amanda – Be the first to commentBT: They better have a fucking cowbell.
amanda: I’m sure they’ll have a cowbell. Maybe even a white one?
BT: Why would they have a white cowbell?
amanda:Â Are you kidding?Â
BT: What?
amanda: Because the band is called White.Cowbell.Oklahoma.
BT: My bad!
an oldie, but a goodie
Posted in confusion, drugs on November 9th, 2006 by amanda – Be the first to commentChris: Guys, seriously, is she mad at me? Am I being an asshole? Is my girlfriend going to break up with me? I’m seriously too stoned to be dealing with this right now.
Peter, after trying to play guitar hero like a piano (and failing):
Posted in blind people, confusion, drugs, music on October 6th, 2006 by kizzy – 1 Comment“ya, maybe I failed because of my lack of emotion. [starts swaying back and forth with eyes closed] I shoulda put more Stevie Ray into it.”
bad andy on passing the joint to dzo
Posted in bad andy, drugs, dzo, general on September 28th, 2006 by amanda – Be the first to commentDo you know which end of the joint that is? That’s the business end right there! All business!
another bt burn
Posted in amanda, brent, burns, drugs on September 11th, 2006 by amanda – Be the first to commentAmanda: Sorry. I was having a moment.
Brent: Noticed!
brent, on extra gum
Posted in brent, drugs, food on September 10th, 2006 by amanda – Be the first to commentThis gum is exploding with taste particles. It’s blowing my MIND.