“Quote This!”

So I woke up last night around 3am to a guy shouting at this kid for trying to break into his car. There were a couple of funny quotes that came from this situation:

Guy on the phone to the cops (standing on the sidewalk in his boxers I might add):

Ya, so i caught up to the on guy on the bike and …
*gets interrupted by the person on the other end for a second* …
Yes they were white!

The cops finally come and Jillian is intently looking out the window now…
Jillian: There are 3 cop cars coming… Oh wait, it’ s just a triple image created by the windows.

Jillian: Cop cars are so noisy…this guy should drive a Prius.  They’re hella quiet.

bt: i wonder if someone walks around in white pants in the winter if it just looks like their upper half is floating?

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