That’s what she said!
Posted in bt, jillian, religion, sex, twss on September 11th, 2009 by bt – Be the first to commentBoo ya!
That’s what she said
jillian
BlackBerry: The Ultimate Workout
Posted in blackberry, jillian on September 3rd, 2009 by bt – Be the first to commentJillian: My forearms hurt… I think it’s from playing too much Word Mole.
The creekside drama last night
Posted in jillian, random on September 3rd, 2009 by bt – Be the first to commentSo I woke up last night around 3am to a guy shouting at this kid for trying to break into his car. There were a couple of funny quotes that came from this situation:
Guy on the phone to the cops (standing on the sidewalk in his boxers I might add):
Ya, so i caught up to the on guy on the bike and …
*gets interrupted by the person on the other end for a second* …
Yes they were white!
The cops finally come and Jillian is intently looking out the window now…
Jillian: There are 3 cop cars coming… Oh wait, it’ s just a triple image created by the windows.
Jillian: Cop cars are so noisy…this guy should drive a Prius. They’re hella quiet.
Husband of the year award…
Posted in bt, general, jillian on July 12th, 2009 by bt – Be the first to commentbt: what was the favourite part of your day?
Jillian: curling up on the couch and watching a movie with you. What was the favourite part of your day?
bt: when you left for work this morning.
awkward!
Posted in jillian, work on July 9th, 2009 by bt – Be the first to commentPatient: My ex-husband is also a patient here.
Jillian: Oh really?
Patient: Yes, last time I was here he was here too.
Jillian: Oh.
Patient: And I recently saw his girlfriend downtown. She asked how I was and I said “None of your business, and by the way, are you still fucking my husband?”
Jillian: *Silence*
the alcohol will get you
Posted in general, jillian on June 12th, 2009 by bt – Be the first to commentJ: I’ve been raped by the sauce
she doesn’t hate the player, she hates the game
Posted in baseball, brent, burns, jillian on June 2nd, 2009 by amanda – Be the first to commentBrent: Do you want to go to the Jays game this afternoon?
Jillian: The Jays game? Really? That would be great!
Brent: Really? Cool.
Jillian: No, not even a little bit. I hate baseball more than I hate anything in my life!
the problem with larry
Posted in bt, jillian, music, weddings on June 2nd, 2009 by amanda – Be the first to commentBT: I think the problem is that Larry’s had one too many drinks
jBo: I think the problem is that Larry’s had one too many birthdays.
jillian, on the day after welcome to summer at the meby mansion
Posted in booze, jillian on May 21st, 2009 by amanda – Be the first to commentUhhhhhh. I feel 90.
jillian to matt at his going away party
Posted in booze, burns, hands, jillian on August 12th, 2008 by amanda – Be the first to commentFuck you Feet! Go make me some fucking mozzarella sticks!
Ahh curtains and drapes
Posted in general, jillian, kyle on January 24th, 2008 by bt – Be the first to commentJillian: your hair is really dark right now. Do the curtains match the drapes?
Kyle: there’s no curtains
bt to jbo
Posted in booze, brent, jillian on January 23rd, 2008 by amanda – Be the first to commentBT: Ow! You smacked my eyeball, you stupid optometrist!
brenTron
Posted in amanda, booze, brent, jillian on January 23rd, 2008 by amanda – Be the first to commentjBo: Tron! Tell me they’re not calling someone Tron!
amanda: They are. And I think it might be Brent.Â
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Jillian on beta code
Posted in beta, jillian, letters on November 23rd, 2007 by bt – Be the first to commentDear Jerk,
I don’t know what you were thinking when you designed a phone that resets every two seconds and never seems to work properly. Would you give your mother this phone? I hope not, because she would be very ashamed of you. Dumbass.
Sometimes I just blurt things out
Posted in brent, cars, jillian on July 26th, 2007 by bt – 1 CommentToyota Cashier: Here, take a rose home as well.
bt: A rose? Wow, I bring her [Jillian's] car in for an oil change and bring her a rose home too?
Toyota Cashier: Yes sir!
bt: Wow, there is no way I’m not getting any tonight.
Get that goose
Posted in jillian on July 24th, 2007 by bt – Be the first to commentJillian: I looked another canada goose in the eye today. They really freak me out!
Sketch Eyes
Posted in brent, jillian on July 23rd, 2007 by bt – Be the first to commentJillian: Have you ever looked a Canada goose in the eye?
bt: nope
Jillian: I have, it was weird.
Jillian is on fire right now
Posted in jillian, tv on August 31st, 2006 by bt – Be the first to commentOn Rockstar Supernova again:Â
Ryan was all spastic when he was singing last night. He climbed up on the speakers, but I think he’s afraid of heights or something, because it was like watching a geriatric try to climb up a speed bump.
Jillian, on Rockstar Supernova
Posted in jillian, tv on August 31st, 2006 by bt – Be the first to commentRyan got kicked off. I wouldn’t have been too sad to see that slutty Storm girl go, either. She looks like Kid Rock, if Kid Rock was a slutty girl.
The more interesting aspects of baseball.
Posted in jillian on August 28th, 2006 by bt – Be the first to commentJillian, while watching TSN baseball highlights with brent: Wow, that grass is pretty.
Who needs a key?
Posted in brent, dad, general, jillian, randy on August 21st, 2006 by bt – 6 CommentsOn the topic of chastity belts over dinner at Jillians house:
Jillian’s mom: brent you won’t have the key to Jillian’s chastity belt for a while eh?
bt *embarrassed and confused*: silent.
randy: psshh he is a locksmith’s son, he doesn’t need a key.
jillian, on amanda’s xmas party dress
Posted in amanda, jillian, rim, sex, work on August 10th, 2006 by amanda – Be the first to commentGet your boobs away from my boyfriend.