sext this!
Posted in blackberry, bt, phil, sex on September 2nd, 2010 by bt – Be the first to commentbt: phil you want me to type while you drive?
Phil: no, its sexting, you can’t do it as well.
Phil: no, its sexting, you can’t do it as well.
phil
Phil, on drunk eyes
Posted in booze, phil on March 9th, 2010 by bt – Be the first to commentI was so drunk you could have blindfolded me with dental floss.
They call him the ginger
Posted in dewy beach, dp, phil, ron on August 24th, 2009 by bt – Be the first to commentPhil: I left her in the capable hands of dave patterson
Ron (who we have spent the last 3 days with): who is dave patterson?
Phil: the ginger!
Ron: oh!
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Phil, in the hospital
Posted in dewy beach, phil on August 24th, 2009 by bt – Be the first to comment
I feel like ginger in the sun light
Amazing
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Phil, on breakfast
Posted in dewy beach, phil on August 23rd, 2009 by bt – Be the first to commentYou definitely want to chew that well so it doesn’t hurt when it comes back up.
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The new BlackBerry flip
Posted in blackberry, bt, dewy beach, phil on August 23rd, 2009 by bt – Be the first to comment
The new BlackBerry flip
A qwerty flip
Amazing…
Phil found his BlackBerry under a pull out couch this morning.
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Carboration
Posted in bt, dewy beach, dp, phil on August 22nd, 2009 by bt – Be the first to commentbt: I don’t know how you can drink guinness hung over
Phil: it goes down smooth and its not carborated
Dp: its not what?
Phil: carborated, what?
Dp: I think you mean carbonated.
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Phil, on Buffalo
Posted in dewy beach, phil on August 22nd, 2009 by bt – Be the first to commentPhil: if you were going to give the US an enima you would stick the hose in Buffalo.
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meg, great line!
Posted in general, meg, phil on August 14th, 2009 by bt – Be the first to commentmeg to phil: do a better job organizing my fridge like a true woman.
never pass out early at the meby mansion
Posted in general, mebs, phil on April 21st, 2009 by bt – Be the first to commentMebs while dragging drunk phil back downstairs to the party: don’t worry, this will be easier when I get to the stairs
putting from the toilet
Posted in general, phil on April 9th, 2009 by bt – Be the first to commentphil: you know what else is wrong with my hotel room? The toilet isn’t straight. It has a little right to left on it.
such a gentleman
Posted in brent, phil, punny, sex on September 10th, 2008 by amanda – Be the first to commentBT: I gave her a nice tip.
Phil: Just the tip? I gave her the whole thing!