“Quote This!”

dp: my life is like a Madonna concert *after changing his shirt 4 times*

dp: What’s that go link again? The one for all the AT&T VPLs?
amanda: go/attvpl?
dp: That’s the one.

DP: You sound smart on this email thread.
amanda: Copy and paste, yo.
DP: C&P like it aint no thang!!! -Master T, MuchMusic.
amanda: Master T grew up in KW. I saw him at Shoppers Drug Mart once in like, 1996.
DP: HUGE moment in the life of one arubin. He was likely purchasing massive amounts of hair product and silver polish for his bling.
amanda: Dippity-do hairgel for sure.
amanda: Damn. I wonder if they still make that stuff?
DP: They do, I own it.

Jenny B: The sober realization I tried to pull a “Mike Tyson” on DP’s ear is slightly embarrassing.

Dp: you honestly can’t wear purple velvet in public.
Joanna: unless your prince.

Willy: Why are you talking about kids in the hall?
Dp: I think all conversations get there eventually.

Phil: I left her in the capable hands of dave patterson
Ron (who we have spent the last 3 days with): who is dave patterson?
Phil: the ginger!
Ron: oh!

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Bouncer: you can’t spit ice on a girl and not get kicked out.
Dp: ask her… She was in to it.

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bt: I don’t know how you can drink guinness hung over
Phil: it goes down smooth and its not carborated
Dp: its not what?
Phil: carborated, what?
Dp: I think you mean carbonated.

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Dp: I can’t find the clock on this BlackBerry.
bt: its in the applications folder.
Dp: its not! I looked there.
Meebs: give it to me I will find it for you. There it is.
Dp: where did you find it?
Meebs: the applications folder.
Dp: no way, there is only 7 icons in there and none of them are the clock.
Meebs: scroll up!

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Dp: we only ate half of our junk food.
bt: that’s pretty much like being on a diet.

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Dp: I had a dream I went to a house party with kate hudson last night.
Willy: did you look like A-rod?

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bt: you know what’s the best bug spray ever?
Dp: raid?

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Dp: we will just trick the bugs in to thinking we are over here

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I love this push Blog – it’s the evolution of procrastinating. Finally I am informed in real time when it is time to stop working and surf the web for useless content. I Heart technology.

breezer: your hands are so tanned brent
sarahb: Eww they look dirty
dp: its the hair on his knuckles. He has hairy palms too?
*sarab has a confused look on her face*
sarab: you mean like a monkey?

Lisa: I not going to tell you again when my birthday is – we’re supposed to be best friends.
DP: I only know two people’s birthdays, and that’s my mom and Dad – they’re easy to remember because one is the day after the other.
(Pause)
DP: Shit – it’s my dad’s birthday today – I totally forgot. Thanks for the reminder Lise.
Lisa: Ridiculous.

after eating a greek salad, vegetable soup, and a v8 juice
dp: “is it possible to over vegatable, I am concerned”

bt: it would have to be in hd though
dp: of course, we don’t do anything in regular D

DP: I am currently walking down Yonge St in said parade. I’m in the remorse section. Right before bliss and just after love. Heart parades. But seriously – in a parade.

Willy: On a scale of 1 to 10, how ridiculous was I last night?
DP: We call that the booze guilt.
amanda: I’d say pretty much everyone was at least a 7. You were maybe a 9?
Willy: Ohhhhh, I was such an idiot. I hate life right now. On a side note, do you know where either of our sunnies are?

DP: Some dance on tables, some piss in trees. Unifying theme, no-one likes their feet on the ground.

Kiz to dp: you smell like cigarettes and red hair

DP: Get your invite in for the wedding
L: Oh Crap – I have the invite – I shall do it tomorrow.
DP: When you hang with arseholes, you get arsehole response times. C’est la vie.
L: That should be in your auto signature

DP: There should be TV cameras when we’re out for a night. Better than MTV. What does LC have on us?
amanda: Thousands of dollars and her own clothing line?
DP: Our clothing line would not involve pants – that’s for sure.

bt: how did they bring our drinks so fast?
dp: the must have a blind person behind the bar reading our lips.

DP: Do I look like a fighter pilot?
amanda: You look just like Amelia Earhart.
DP: Isn’t she a woman?
amanda: Yup.
DP: Is she even a fighter pilot?
Lany: Not even a little.

I’m pretty proud that I didn’t listen to you guys when you told me it was okay to take my pants off.

BT: I left a water at your door.

DP: Water fairy.  Excellent.

DP: Here comes Amanda, bringing up the rear.
amanda: Just the way I like it.
amanda: Damn. I shouldn’t have said that.

Seriously. How does our company function?

dp: amandarubin, you are really digging the ABBA. I can tell.
amanda: You bet!
dp: You know, I can’t really blame you.

Bt: umm I am pretty sure that guy was going to count to 100 in Dutch for us.
Dp: ya’ what the fuck? Do we have signs on us that say if you are a bum talk to us?

Dp: hey baby I punched you a painting in the wall.