“Quote This!”

Hey Rubenstein, I was just passing by BT’s desk and notice this odd note. It states you admitted to being wrong. I know it felt a little cold outside but this confirms it, hell has frozen o-va!

bt: Any chance you can send me Low by Flo-rida? Lost it on my BlackBerry I think.
amanda: Done and done.
bt: You rock. Thanks dude.
amanda: Tough to have an RDP without your favourite song!
bt: It’s true. I was worried.
bt: An RDP without Flo-rida is like McDonalds without the fries.

LQ: What’s the card game BT makes us play?
amanda: It’s actually me, not him. And it’s called Up the River, Down the River.
LQ: Right!
amanda: Though I like that you blame him for it. Usually something that forces you to get wasted is BT’s fault.

Amazing
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Boo ya!

That’s what she said

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The new BlackBerry flip

A qwerty flip
Amazing…
Phil found his BlackBerry under a pull out couch this morning.

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bt: I don’t know how you can drink guinness hung over
Phil: it goes down smooth and its not carborated
Dp: its not what?
Phil: carborated, what?
Dp: I think you mean carbonated.

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Dp: I can’t find the clock on this BlackBerry.
bt: its in the applications folder.
Dp: its not! I looked there.
Meebs: give it to me I will find it for you. There it is.
Dp: where did you find it?
Meebs: the applications folder.
Dp: no way, there is only 7 icons in there and none of them are the clock.
Meebs: scroll up!

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Girls are often bi or tri polar! Guys on the other hand have a single pole that does all the thinking!

Dp: we only ate half of our junk food.
bt: that’s pretty much like being on a diet.

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bt: you know what’s the best bug spray ever?
Dp: raid?

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bt: why did you call your sis?
Willy: I didn’t know what the base of the nacho dip is supposed to be.
bt: oh I could have told you that! Not really how to make it though, I just know how to eat it.

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bt: we had the most wicked cab driver here
Mebs: so did we… Me

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bt: do you also fly a rocket ship?
Taxi driver: no why?
bt: because you are leaning back so far

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bt: I used to sit like that, but I found I was driving too fast…
Taxi driver: are you driving too fast or flying too slow

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bt: what was the favourite part of your day?
Jillian: curling up on the couch and watching a movie with you. What was the favourite part of your day?
bt: when you left for work this morning.

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paul: so is jillian Finish?
bt: um no, she is actually Belgian.
paul: *perplexed look on his face*
bt: you didnt ask if she was Finish did you?
paul: not at all, i asked if she was finished… as in finished school.

bt: it would have to be in hd though
dp: of course, we don’t do anything in regular D

BT: Anyone up for food and tons of water at noon?

BT: I think the problem is that Larry’s had one too many drinks
jBo: I think the problem is that Larry’s had one too many birthdays.

BT: Perhaps we have a drink before church? God intended it this way.

BT: Jabes and I are hung like mofos.
amanda: Worth it. I had a great time. I wish Mebs’ neighbours were not such dicks.
BT: Ditto. We were just starting to line up for the RDP part II and they fucked us.

amanda: I leave for Oklahoma tomorrow morning.
BT: Oh ya.. how long are you gone for?
amanda: A week
BT: Sweet deal!
BT: Dont get the wine flu!
BT: Or maybe get the wine flu, but not the Swine one.

bt: how did they bring our drinks so fast?
dp: the must have a blind person behind the bar reading our lips.

amanda: I can’t get the CD player to work.
BT: it’s just like the first time you have sex. Keep shoving it in til it works.

Rachel: What’s a Ride program? Some kind of training course?
BT: RIDE actually stands for something.
Rachel: Really incredibly drunk everyday?

BT: I don’t do karaoke. I do karawesome.

I know how to slam a stove!

Yes! Salad bar! Can’t go wrong with a salad bar!

amanda: Like it wasn’t the right answer when I said it? They needed you to confirm it? Is this cos I’m a girl?
Mitchell: Naw, I heard it was because you know Brent. Anyone associated with that guy needs double-checking.

amanda: Have you seen my baseball?
bt: Have you seen my airplane? If so could you send it to Houston, gate A9. Tell them they are a tad late.

BT: Whose rye is this?
amanda: Mine. You can have some if you want.

*pause*

BT: Is this your rye?
amanda: Yes
BT: Can I have some?
amanda: Yes. Didn’t you hear what I just said?

*pause*

BT: What?

amanda: Remember how I told you I had a crush on REDACTED?
BT: Yup.
amanda: I lied. He was a lot more desirable before I actually had a conversation with him.
BT: It happens.

If I had turkey flavoured popcorn I’d probably love my life.

Brandon: What education do you even need to do something like that?
Brent: None! You just have to be sober enough to stand-up.
Kiz: Not even! There’s a stool.

Linda: You should just pee in a beer can.
BT: I would need a can opener. And I still might get cut!

n@s: That doesn’t sound like good news for your liver.
BT: Do you need your liver to stay alive?
amanda: Pretty sure.
BT: I guess that’s why they call it your live-er.

BT: I left a water at your door.

DP: Water fairy.  Excellent.

Mebs: A real man would remember his mustache.

Losing money is so much fun. I hate it!

bt: i wonder if someone walks around in white pants in the winter if it just looks like their upper half is floating?

BB: My kids are getting to the age where they are going to start encountering drugs.
GT: Weed makes me paranoid
DP: It makes me want popsicles and my bed
BT: It makes me awesome

Bt: umm I am pretty sure that guy was going to count to 100 in Dutch for us.
Dp: ya’ what the fuck? Do we have signs on us that say if you are a bum talk to us?

While watching a Chris Bosh interview…

davep: I knew a guy that had a girl friend wth small hands. He loved it, can you guess why?

*After some serious thought, davep is about to tell us and Brandy pretty much screams out

brandy: OH I KNOW!!!

clue: It makes something look else look bigger.

bt: tossing your butt of the side of your balcony in kitchener is definately going to cause some bum fights!