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Dp: pregnant ladies scare me. Its like they are covered in dynamite and you are holding the candle.

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Dp: you honestly can’t wear purple velvet in public.
Joanna: unless your prince.

… and their business:

Sticker on G&A van: “Drive Carefully. We don’t cut keys for Heaven”

LindaQ: We ran into Patterson and Sarah Bennison.
amanda: What? Did you just say you saw Patterson with “some Mexican”?

goldie: Wait, you don’t like Chippendales? Isn’t it a bunch of naked guys with six-packs?
amanda: It’s gross! Naked strangers creep me out.
goldie: Who cares if they’re strangers? How am I more excited about this than you are?
amanda: That’s going on the quote blog.
goldie: Don’t put my name on it.

Co-worker: *pretends to karate kick the co-op*
Co-op: Watch yourself!
Co-worker: You watch yourself. You’re no Mr. Miyagi.
Co-op: Who’s Mr. Miyagi?

meg to phil: do a better job organizing my fridge like a true woman.

bt: what was the favourite part of your day?
Jillian: curling up on the couch and watching a movie with you. What was the favourite part of your day?
bt: when you left for work this morning.

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Steve: What do you think they’ll be playing at Starlight tonight?
Scott: PYT
Scott: And Jolly Rancher shots
Steve: Jolly Rancher shots means that I want to start something
Scott: Maybe find a dirty Diana
Steve: Is she black or white?
Scott: Doesn’t matter. Its all about the way she makes me feel
Steve: You better watch yourself – the gosh darn girl is mine, mine mine
Scott: Hey its just human nature
Steve: Really – do you remember the time when I smoked magic Johnson?
Scott: Yeah – you had to take a hard look at the man in the mirror after that
Steve: I kept yelling that I don’t stop til you get enough – I think he got the point
Scott: That one was a stretch – makes me want to scream
Steve: Yeah I felt like I stole that one from Eddie – makes me the smooth criminal!
Scott: You’re so bad
Steve: You don’t say
Steve: Say
Steve: Say
Scott: But I just can’t stop lovin’ you

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breezer: your hands are so tanned brent
sarahb: Eww they look dirty
dp: its the hair on his knuckles. He has hairy palms too?
*sarab has a confused look on her face*
sarab: you mean like a monkey?

Lisa: I not going to tell you again when my birthday is – we’re supposed to be best friends.
DP: I only know two people’s birthdays, and that’s my mom and Dad – they’re easy to remember because one is the day after the other.
(Pause)
DP: Shit – it’s my dad’s birthday today – I totally forgot. Thanks for the reminder Lise.
Lisa: Ridiculous.

after eating a greek salad, vegetable soup, and a v8 juice
dp: “is it possible to over vegatable, I am concerned”

Sarahb – its like having boobs for the first time. You just want to keep feeling them.

Breezer: its burger season. You can smell it.

Sarahb – “why have I been back here before?”

Mark: Missed the flight and they are out of Steak Wraps and Fanta Orange – this trip sucks!!!

Vince: just walk in the room backwards and you’re ready to leave.

After getting out of our cab in dallas that stunk so bad!
Mark gets out of his cab and says “oh we could have had a stink off”

J: I’ve been raped by the sauce

bt: it would have to be in hd though
dp: of course, we don’t do anything in regular D

Lil wayne’s kid in school: If god didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of food.

Mark: until the ring is on the finger its all fun times

BT: Anyone up for food and tons of water at noon?

amanda: Which one of you assholes requested Lou Bega?

You know why you can always remember movies lines from the 80’s?
All they are is awkward silences, one liners, and then sex.

DP: Some dance on tables, some piss in trees. Unifying theme, no-one likes their feet on the ground.

Mebs while dragging drunk phil back downstairs to the party: don’t worry, this will be easier when I get to the stairs

Willy: if he said “I will keep you a breast” that means he will keep you a boobed in most languages.

Kiz to dp: you smell like cigarettes and red hair

phil: i do my best work when a girl is showered in alcohol and my compliments.

DP: Get your invite in for the wedding
L: Oh Crap – I have the invite – I shall do it tomorrow.
DP: When you hang with arseholes, you get arsehole response times. C’est la vie.
L: That should be in your auto signature

amanda: FUCK. I can’t get any of the data I need because it’s a fucking holiday in Mexico.
m: Really? For Easter?
amanda: Apparently.
m: Who knew the Mexicans were so into Jesus?

DP: There should be TV cameras when we’re out for a night. Better than MTV. What does LC have on us?
amanda: Thousands of dollars and her own clothing line?
DP: Our clothing line would not involve pants – that’s for sure.

meebs: we are going for a liquid lunch.
kiz: did he just say lick my crotch?

bt: how did they bring our drinks so fast?
dp: the must have a blind person behind the bar reading our lips.

fuck my life i hate snow

phil: you know what else is wrong with my hotel room? The toilet isn’t straight. It has a little right to left on it.

Julie: White trash never goes away. You just get a haircut and try to hide it.

amanda: I can’t get the CD player to work.
BT: it’s just like the first time you have sex. Keep shoving it in til it works.

AR: I want to get drunk but not so much I can’t function
BT: I wanna get so wasted that you can’t function

Yes! Salad bar! Can’t go wrong with a salad bar!

amanda: What’s a lilo?
Rachel: A lilo is a blow up mattress that you take to the pool or use in the sea (that you can float around on). Why? What do you guys call it?
amanda: We call it an air mattress.

The miracle of the lights is cool, but it’s not as big a deal as like, the birth of a savior.

Linda: You should just pee in a beer can.
BT: I would need a can opener. And I still might get cut!

Alex (Miami taxi driver): I moved here to lose some weight and look for some ho’s.

Patrick: In the words of Jim, “We are going to blow our load next week”.

BT: I left a water at your door.

DP: Water fairy.  Excellent.

amanda: Maybe they can make cars that run on methane? Then we can have hamburgers and drive SUVs!
goldie: That’s called having your steak and eating it too.